It's strange everyother Apple user calls themself a  'Web Developers', yet I can't seem to find a shred of evidence from them of any type of portfolio or piece of work. We sure have a lot of Apple Web Developers who have never worked a day in their life at their expert profession! Hey, If I'm extremely lucky I'll see something this Apple aristocrat made in Adobe Photoshop 5 years ago, of course that's when they were a newbie! They must have a lot of experience now after purchasing that Mac! When someone buys a Mac they seem to transform into an All-Knowing-Twittering-Digging-Facebooking-Myspacing Hipster. There must be some magic behind that shiny Apple.

There are only a few steps to follow if you want to become Apple Sheep. Always start with getting a loan for a Mac, it doesn't matter which kind, since there are so many selections.. Put on some ripped jeans and a scarf in warm weather, Turn your music up loud and head to starbucks. Act like you know the worlds secrets behind that little smirk from now owning an Apple. Order your special drink and humbly sit in the corner with a book you won't read, but bring it along just to talk about if someone approaches you, then you'll look twice as intelligent. Let out a sigh, being unemplyed is hard, so instead of looking for work sign on to facebook and MySpace to begin posting comments to all your friends for the next 2 hours complaining about the economy. After you are bored of that why not Google the latest web trends and create some new accounts with popular Web 2.0 Social Networking Sites and find people to do the same as you post about your drink at Starbucks. Repeat Daily! Congratulations, you are an Apple Sheep!

If you get really into it, spread the news about Recycling and Green Environment on your new Electric Car -- And don't forget the big Apple sticker in the middle of your window!

Mmake sure to take a lot of pictures of yourself and put them on Flickr, take a few hundred and do a few Photoshop effects, make it really fancy! What an expression! How about a few shots of that shiny new Apple laying around your room? Don't forget to make strange faces for the camera! Even though you never make them in public, it's okay when you are alone in your room with your Apple - Everyone loves that!