This just in; YoVille has claimed the life of a poor piggly wiggly . The little guy was wondering around a back yard and the young man who was playing that evil YoVille game saw the pig and thought he had to eat it!

Since there is no food on YoVille and the toons never eat, this young man believed he was his YoVille toon and had to eat something. He tried to buy food earlier at the store but they don't accept YoVille coins in real life, what was he thinking!?

Some people are getting their realities confused from this YoVille game! Anyways before you knew it, the pig became bacon and he emailed all the people on YoVille some bacon too Its a sad day, I hope pigs will be protected more.

While the boy ate the bacon he just played tic tac toe earning 10 coins a game and didn't care about the piggly wiggly who had freedom. YoVille Kills again

If you want to automate some of your processes on YoVille you could get a macro application. If you are tired of clicking through everything you can record a mouse pattern and have it do it automatically while you go get a drink of coca-cola to fill your big tummy to play the game. LOL.

You can also record tic tac toe and go watch tv while it automaticcaly plays the game to earn 10 going a game -- You will need two computers to do the macro.

Make sure you give your Mouse Timer a little extra time for any possible delays of the YoVille screen taking longer to load.

Enjoy

Yoville is getting slower and slower. Mothers are forgetting to feed their children because of Yoville. It's sad really, it used to load in about 30 seconds a few months ago. There are over 200 items and the more you have in your house the more loading required. Please don't forget to eat food when you play this game for 24 hours straight. You guys are getting greedy from the pig and milking all you can from Yoville! Save your life!!!

The white boards are also a huge lag factor. They have to dynamically load everytime you go into a room. Its a real pain in the neck! YoVille is banned from schools! Teachers are concerned that kids are spending too much time on these dangerous games like YoVille.

This is starting to look like a cheap flash game thats going to break, hopefully they increase the way the game runs. When they come out with Yoville babies, they will require so much attention everyday to grow that the game needs to run fast!

Yoville will die unless you people stop spending your coins collecting rare items!

Danger! YoVille is causing blindness. The YoVille game has choppy flash animation which flickers and causes motion sickness which leads to blindness. Reports are flying in that 20 year olds are going blind for no reason. The reason isn't the flu season, it's the YoVille game.

YoVille is not FDA approved! Kids preserve your sight!

Please be safe when playing.

Keeping up to date with the gossip I hear around the house is that YoVille is still being hacked. As of lately, hackers found a way to buy items from the store for free and autosell them. This means that hundreds of millions of coins were generated by hackers in the store. What's valuable then? The items that are no longer in the stores. Some items even sell for 300,000 coins if it is not in the store!

Besides the YoVille currency being out of whack with people having more coins than you could have paid $1000 real money for and 1 year of game play -- the white boards can be hacked also! The new feature where you draw on a white board and sell art -- wow the paint brush stinks, maybe they should add a few nicer options to make drawing easier! Anyways, when your white board is on display be sure to place an object such as a tree in front of it or a hacker with nothing better to do will come along and whipe it clean somehow.

Here's a video to make better white board drawings:


The software (freeware)