Apple Cult Following
Web Development No Comments »It's strange everyother Apple user calls themself a 'Web Developers', yet I can't seem to find a shred of evidence from them of any type of portfolio or piece of work. We sure have a lot of Apple Web Developers who have never worked a day in their life at their expert profession! Hey, If I'm extremely lucky I'll see something this Apple aristocrat made in Adobe Photoshop 5 years ago, of course that's when they were a newbie! They must have a lot of experience now after purchasing that Mac! When someone buys a Mac they seem to transform into an All-Knowing-Twittering-Digging-Facebooking-Myspacing Hipster. There must be some magic behind that shiny Apple.
There are only a few steps to follow if you want to become Apple Sheep. Always start with getting a loan for a Mac, it doesn't matter which kind, since there are so many selections.. Put on some ripped jeans and a scarf in warm weather, Turn your music up loud and head to starbucks. Act like you know the worlds secrets behind that little smirk from now owning an Apple. Order your special drink and humbly sit in the corner with a book you won't read, but bring it along just to talk about if someone approaches you, then you'll look twice as intelligent. Let out a sigh, being unemplyed is hard, so instead of looking for work sign on to facebook and MySpace to begin posting comments to all your friends for the next 2 hours complaining about the economy. After you are bored of that why not Google the latest web trends and create some new accounts with popular Web 2.0 Social Networking Sites and find people to do the same as you post about your drink at Starbucks. Repeat Daily! Congratulations, you are an Apple Sheep!
If you get really into it, spread the news about Recycling and Green Environment on your new Electric Car -- And don't forget the big Apple sticker in the middle of your window!
Mmake sure to take a lot of pictures of yourself and put them on Flickr, take a few hundred and do a few Photoshop effects, make it really fancy! What an expression! How about a few shots of that shiny new Apple laying around your room? Don't forget to make strange faces for the camera! Even though you never make them in public, it's okay when you are alone in your room with your Apple - Everyone loves that!
10+ Cool Windows Apps
Web News No Comments »Here are 10+ Cool Windows Apps fresh from the bakery that you must check out! Even better, they are 100% Free!
1. Stardock Fences - Have a cluttered desktop? This beautiful piece of software lets you create little fences, or boxes around designated areas and name and customize them. You have to see the video and try it to appreciate it - it's much better than the name sounds!
2. Taskbar Shuffle - Don't underestimate these little add-ons, this is a big convenience when you like your task bar items arranged a certain way. Just drag and drop and move them!
3. Pidgin - This is the best instant messenger I've used. It supports Yahoo, MSN, AIM, Google Talk, and a few others.
4. RSS Owl - Simplify your RSS already!
5. VLC Media Player - The best media player for windows that plays every movie file rather than needing Windows Media Player, Realplayer, and Quicktime. All in One baby!
6. AbiWord - If you don't want to spend $90,000 on Microsoft Word just use this it's even better because the paper clip guy won't nag you!
7. Filezilla - Free FTP Client that does everything the expensive ones do.
8. Notepad++ - This is (IMO) the best text editor with Syntax Highlighting, Macro's, and about 25,000 other features. I've used a lot of them but I always come back to Notepad++.
9. DVD Flick - If you've never been able to burn DVD's now you can for free, this software will convert it too.
10. Paint.NET - Quite similar to photoshop but not as large Paint.NET is the best free replacement and the next best thing compared to Adobe Photoshop
11. Launchy - With this application you could greatly reduce the need for a start menu by just typing in a few letters and it searches your hard drive for applications or files you frequent. It's getting popular lately.
12. CCleaner - I've used CCleaner for 2 years now and it cleans up tons of garbage that is slowing your computer down.
13. PSPad - Another great editor, I place it one step behind Notepad++ but it's up to you to decide.
NEWS: YoVille Kills Pigs!
Yoville No Comments »This just in; YoVille has claimed the life of a poor piggly wiggly
. The little guy was wondering around a back yard and the young man who was playing that evil YoVille game saw the pig and thought he had to eat it!

Since there is no food on YoVille and the toons never eat, this young man believed he was his YoVille toon and had to eat something. He tried to buy food earlier at the store but they don't accept YoVille coins in real life, what was he thinking!?
Some people are getting their realities confused from this YoVille game! Anyways before you knew it, the pig became bacon and he emailed all the people on YoVille some bacon too
Its a sad day, I hope pigs will be protected more.

While the boy ate the bacon he just played tic tac toe earning 10 coins a game and didn't care about the piggly wiggly who had freedom. YoVille Kills again
YoVille Hack, Well Not Really
Yoville No Comments »If you want to automate some of your processes on YoVille you could get a macro application. If you are tired of clicking through everything you can record a mouse pattern and have it do it automatically while you go get a drink of coca-cola to fill your big tummy to play the game. LOL.
You can also record tic tac toe and go watch tv while it automaticcaly plays the game to earn 10 going a game -- You will need two computers to do the macro.
Make sure you give your Mouse Timer a little extra time for any possible delays of the YoVille screen taking longer to load.
Enjoy


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